Motherly Instinct????

So after this morning's events I was wondering when that motherly instinct really kicks in?  I would really like some answers on this question.  This morning I walked out into the living room getting ready to start cleaning and a came along a huge pile of dog vomit.  It looked like Carson threw up his entire breakfast.  If you don't know me well enough, this is a big deal for me.  I just cannot tolerate picking up dog vomit or dog poop, but these days my stomach is very sensitive along with my nose.  So I tried to get myself prepared.  I brought the trash can over next to the large pile of vomit, brought the enitre roll of paper towels over, had a big yellow rubber glove on my right hand, and my sweatshirt over my nose.  I thought I could do it.  So I reached in with a wad of paper towels to pick up the pile, I got a little bit and immediately started to gag, I threw it in the trash and ran to the kitchen sick and began throwing up the orange juice that I just drank 5 minutes ago.  Round 2, I try to do the same thing, but as soon as I get over there I get a whiff of the smell and run back to the kitchen sick gagging again.  The next thing I do is I call Jason at work seeing if I can bring the shop vac upstairs to just suck it, but of course he doesn't answer.  So I call my mom to see what she has to say.  She didn't think that was a good idea since there is a filter on the shop vac.  She told me to get a dust pan and to clean it up that way.  Round 3, I go get a dust pan and also I went out into the garage and found some sort of tool that you spread drywall mud onto the walls with.  So I have the big yellow rubber glove on my right hand, the dust pan in my right hand, the other tool in my left hand.  I get one big pile of vomit into the pan and dump it in the trash and yet again I have to run to the kitchen to throw up in again.  This is absolutely awful.  Round 4, I return one more time to get the final pieces up and I do so, but end with me gagging again.  I then immediately tied the trash up and threw it outside so I could no longer smell that stuff and also sprayed the living room with air freshener.  I did also manage to actually clean the carpet with carpet cleaner and scrubb it down without gagging again.  So that last part was a success in my book.  So back to my question in the beginning of all this, when does motherly instinct kick in???  Because I am going to be in big time trouble if this baby comes and it doesn't kick in for me, because I don't know who will be changing diapers and vomit.  Oh please help me!!!